We've arrived at our first female on our actress bracket who isn't an actress...or at least you thought Katy Perry wasn't an actress. She is! Starring in the upcoming summer blockbuster The Smurfs and guest starring in How I Met Your Mother, Katy Perry now officially has a Filmography section in her Wikipedia page! This is great news because we no longer have to disqualify her breasts from the bracket.
Emma Stone is her opponent. This twenty-two year old newcomer first came to the big screen in Superbad as Jules and made a name for herself in Easy A, getting nominated for a Golden Globe. Other notable credits include, Zombieland, The House Bunny, and the new Spider-Man movie, which stars Mark Zuckerburg's ex-bff. Emma Stone is attractive but not in the glaourous ways of the other actresses on the bracket. Will this work for her? Who knows, but everyone already knows this bracket is a bunch of bullshit since Rachel Stevens lost to the mustachioed Salma Hayek. So I guess I better jump to the results...
Results from Round 10+11
Round ten was the biggest mistake of everyone's life who voted against Rachel Stevens. She is SO attractive, much more than that beast Salma Hayek. Good God people. A 7.8 dishonors this smokin' babe more than anything I could possibly think of. And really Tyler, vote against the actress you rated a whole TWO points higher just because you didn't know who she was! Salma Hayek's only redeeming quality is her boobs and in no way does she deserve the 8 the judges gave her as well as the 8 votes she got. (Looking back at the results I was one of those who gave her an 8).
God Damn! This makes me so angry. One judge wrapped it up by saying "Salma Hayek is a second tier version of Penelope Cruz who is a second tier version of Sophia Vergara." I don't even think Vergara is that attractive, but I full-heartedly agree with that sentiment. And Greg...I can't even describe your taste in women...First Heather Locklear is a ten and now this?!? You are objectively wrong when you say "Salma Hayek is just much hotter." Too bad we just go by the votes because even though Stevens has a rating of 7.8, her median is a 9, which ties with Jessica Alba. That's right a 9. Stevens scored more 9's than any other actress on the bracket, although Alba has almost as many and quite a few tens, and Stevens loses. I am furious...
Stevens is ranked sixth on the hotness leader boards and first on the median leader boards. Hayek is in fifth and fourth respectively.
Kristen Bell won her round with eight out of the eleven votes. Bell is in fourth place on the leaderboards with a score of 8.09. Wilde is in seventh with a 7.82. This round ended with the correct result, at least in my opinion, which I asserted as the correct opinion only sentences earlier. I am still furious about Round 10...
Stevens scored 2 fives, 2 sevens, 1 eight and 6 nines.
Hayek scored 4 sevens, 3 eights and 4 nines.
Bell scored 1 six, 1 seven, 6 eights, 2 nines and 1 ten.
Wilde scored 1 four, 3 sevens, 4 eights, 1 nine and 2 tens.
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