I picked Emmanuelle Chriqui to win the tournament, and so did another judge. I will now tell you why she deserves to win. First, she has an incredible face. No other actress can pull off the unassuming beauty that Chriqui can. For most actresses you look at her face and think, "Oh look at that stuck up bitch who thinks she's so hot," but not Chriqui. Her face is friendly, approachable and sexy, but she is completely approachable. It's a stunning beauty that makes you want to go say hello to her because she looks like more than just a piece of wax. She is a living breathing human that, most importantly, isn't a bitch, even when you know you could never get with her. Her face allows you to think "Hey, if that short ginger, Eric Murphy got with her, maybe I can too."
Second, she has fantastic boobs. It's just very obvious that her boobs are perfect. What can anyone say wrong about them? Who wouldn't want to play with them? I bet she can't even stop herself from playing with those two glorious breasts. What makes her breasts even better is her body, which if you notice is skinny, but not grossly skinny. It's that perfect medium of not having to swim through fat, but still allowing plump, luscious breasts. Next, her back, which is, if you look at it, the finest back God has ever put on a woman. It gives me chills. Its inexplicable how perfect that back is. I'm usually not a "back" kind of guy, but Chriqui's back is, like the rest of her, perfect.
Okay, I lied. I don't think everything about her is perfect. I think her ass is the weakest part of her body, and instead of a ten, I think it probably deserves a 9 or 9.5. See, I'm not completely biased. I also included many pictures of her so you will understand how hot, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, striking, attractive, elegant and dazzling Chriqui is.
Too be fair, Anna Kournikova isn't bad either. But like her tennis playing skills, she's overrated. Sure, I could find a couple pretty good looking pictures of her, and there's no doubting she is hot, but what makes her any different than the other thousand blonde, attractive actresses we have on the bracket? Besides not being an actress, NOTHING. She is averagely hot. An 8, 8.5 tops. No Ten that Chriqui is. I'm sorry if I sound biased, I promise you, I am being completely objective here.
Results from Round 16
Jennifer Aniston won big in the last round from the South Western Conference, racking up 90% (9/10) of the vote. The only person who thought Romijn was more attractive is a girl. I don't know what that tells us, but it's just strange. She left no explantion.
Aniston scored a 7.7 overall hotness rating with Romijn scoring a 6.4. Aniston is now in 10th place on the leader boards; Romijn is in 27th, out of 32. Aniston will face Johansson, who is on top of the leader boards with a score of 9. Too bad for Aniston.
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